Triumph vs Star Wars, Fkin Hillarious
So, once upon a time, today. I’m watching a coaching video. The coach, is handsome, err, i mean referring some strangely interesting name to me. “Triumph, the Insult Dog”. So i quickly grab my firefox and googling it.
I know, you’re too lazy to do that. So, here is the brief explanation about what kind of dog he is. NO NO NO ~!, DONT click that link. Ok, stay with me. I will continue my story. Ok, calm down. Ok, good.
Ever heard “Star wars”? U huh, that one. If you’re one hardcore fan of it, you must see this one. If you’re not, you have to see it even more. It shows an interview on star-war-geeks in an, uh i dunno, some kind of event. Yeah must be some kind of events being held. Otherwise we won’t see group of star war fans dragging their ass together on the street, right.
The unusual thing in this interview is … First the interviewer is a dog. That dog i’m talking about in the first paragraph. And the second … Well, this is a very super duper f*king super very funny. Or at least it supposed to. What i mean is, it supposed to offense the fans. Lots of offense, and it should not funny. This dog is making fun of them. And yes i laugh my ass off, ow sorry no offense -_-v
“He can crap his pants and no one will knows”
“It’s called reality my friend”
“You can choose from all of the, all kind of guys who have no idea how to please you”
“How you explain this to your imaginary girlfriend”
“Wow, that’s the last time he’ll ever see female genitalia”
….. rofl rofl rofl
Ok see for your self,
And here comes the second part…
“So this is to help u breath?
So which of these buttons calls your parents to pick u up?”
“What substance was Han Solo frozen in?
The correct answer is who gives SHIT.”
Start your days with laugh.
Laughing at others is ok too -_-v
And sorry for hardcore star war fans out there. I mean it … well not really.
Before i go, here is a peace-tribute…
Encounter of our super hero, Triumph, and Jennifer Lopez 
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“J-Lo,
J-Lo,
please J-Lo please let me sniff your butt!
COMMEON!
…
J-Lo, I don’t get it J-Lo.
She doesn’t understand,
for a dog it’s like climbing Mount Everest.”